Why Does the NFC Always Take a Dump against Lamar Jackson?

It’s one of the craziest stats you’ll hear a few times every NFL season, and it’s gotten even nuttier: Baltimore Ravens 2-time MVP quarterback Lamar Jackson is 20-1 against NFC teams in his career. Jackson can add to that ridiculous statistic this weekend in Dallas, where the Ravens will be seeking their first win of the season against a team that is getting a bit … Continue reading Why Does the NFC Always Take a Dump against Lamar Jackson?

Why Do We Love Watching Other People Play Video Games Online?

In recent years, a phenomenon has emerged that baffles many adults: millions of children around the world prefer watching other kids play video games online rather than playing the games themselves. This behavior is observed through platforms like YouTube and Twitch, where young content creators attract vast audiences as they narrate their virtual adventures. While this trend may seem peculiar at first glance, there are … Continue reading Why Do We Love Watching Other People Play Video Games Online?

College Football Trashy Tailgate Week 3: The Cougs!

Washington State (2-0) at Washington (2-0) There’s nothing like a revenge game to awaken the upset gods. Last season, Washington State got to watch Washington beat them by 3 in the yearly Apple Cup before moving onto the national championship game and ultimately to the Big Ten while Wazzu remained in the withering Pac-12. In the team’s first two weeks, both wins, WSU QB John … Continue reading College Football Trashy Tailgate Week 3: The Cougs!

48 Years, No World Series: The Perennially Pathetic Seattle Mariners

Another summer has come and gone, another summer showing us that the Seattle Mariners are among the biggest frauds in baseball. Yes, the Ms are not mathematically eliminated, but they weren’t able to withstand a surge by the Houston Astros and haven’t been able to put together any sort of meaningful win streak to get with realistic striking distance of the AL West crown. It’s … Continue reading 48 Years, No World Series: The Perennially Pathetic Seattle Mariners

Tom Brady Won 7 Super Bowls. It Could’ve Been 10

Tom Brady hasn’t retired into invisibility. He actually seems more ubiquitous now than before. There was the roast, his NFT startup and the 10-year broadcasting contract with Fox. It’s clear that the GOAT will be front and center for NFL fans for years to come. Brady is the greatest professional athlete ever, in any sport. Some of you don’t buy that. Maybe you go with … Continue reading Tom Brady Won 7 Super Bowls. It Could’ve Been 10

College Football Trashy Tailgate Week 2: No Win for Quinn

The Texas Longhorns are ranked No. 3, and analysts like Lee Corso are already anointing this team as this season’s eventual national champions. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. There’s something about Texas that just doesn’t feel legit. Sure, they’ve got Quinn Ewers and Arch Manning at QB and a bunch of other studs. But this is also a team that is 2-6 against teams … Continue reading College Football Trashy Tailgate Week 2: No Win for Quinn

Why Do New York Teams Suck So Much?

Ah, fall. Lovely time of year. Trees turn red, the air turns crisp. Halloween decor already in the aisles. It’s also that time of year when the Yankees, Jets, Knicks and their Big Apple brethren once again disappoint their massive fan bases despite their massive payrolls. The Yankees have one title over the past 23-plus years. The Knicks haven’t won one since 1973. The Mets … Continue reading Why Do New York Teams Suck So Much?

Does USC’s Rebirth Begin Sunday? Yes, at LSU’s Expense

Why should anyone really put a ton of faith in Trojan football? This is a program that lost five of its last seven games in 2023 despite having a Heisman Trophy winner (Caleb Williams) under center. This is a program that hasn’t finished the season top 10 since 2016, a program that has won only four bowl games since Pete Carroll was gum-chewing the sidelines … Continue reading Does USC’s Rebirth Begin Sunday? Yes, at LSU’s Expense

College Football Trashy Tailgate Week 1: These Teams Could Smell Rotten

Look — our prognostications probably aren’t better than yours, but we are still going ahead with our picks for which teams we think will take a big dump on the field in Saturday in Week 1. No. 7 Notre Dame at No. 20 Texas A&M (-3 on DraftKings) Yes, on paper there are several reasons why the Aggies will cover. Conner Weigman is back at … Continue reading College Football Trashy Tailgate Week 1: These Teams Could Smell Rotten