We are headed into Week 8. Teams are trending up, teams are trending down. Here are the latest 2025 Super Bowl futures and why you should consider some teams are flush the others. But it’s your money, do what you will with it. Odds are from Caesars. Kansas City Chiefs +440, Treasure — No Rice, no Pacheco, no problem. You could give Patrick Mahomes an … Continue reading Super Bowl 59 Futures Trash or Treasure: The Raven Rises
The World Series is the ultimate stage for baseball greatness, but it’s also where the brightest lights can shine harshly on missteps and unfortunate moments. While some players become legends for their heroics, others are remembered for blunders or collapses under pressure. Here are the top 20 worst player moments in World Series history. Bill Buckner’s Error (1986) Bill Buckner’s infamous error in Game 6 … Continue reading World Series of Trash: The 20 Ugliest Moments
After Week 7, it’s time to take another look at NFL coaches that are starting to smell like that trash that didn’t get thrown out early enough. Kyle Shanahan, 49ers It’s official — Shanny is completely owned by Andy Reid and Steve Spagnuolo. The Chiefs head coach and defensive coordinator once again pantsed Shanahan and threw him into a Honey Bucket with no toilet paper … Continue reading NFL Coaching Toilet Hot Seat: Kyle Is Stinky
Brochacho Vargas was a stupid, not stupendous, predictor last weekend with a foul-smelling 0-5 record. Let’s turn this around, shall we? No. 5 Georgia (5-1) at No. 1 Texas (6-0) It’s not much of a hot take to take the higher-ranked favorite at home, but that’s what Senor Vargas is doing. The Bulldogs have not looked smooth in most of their victories, and they were … Continue reading College Football Trashy Tailgate Week 8: Hook ‘Em Horns!
This team is great! This team sucks! These teams are trending up, these teams aren’t. The NFL power rankings are always shifting like the sands, and so do the futures odds. Let’s take a quick run-through at the top teams with a shot at the title — as pathetic as some of them might be. (Current odds from Caesars) Chiefs (+485) — Treasure. Patrick Mahomes … Continue reading Trash or Treasure? Super Bowl 59 Futures
Trying to figure out the spread in college football is a great way to get a headache, and looking at the results Saturday night is great way to get a stomachache. In Week 7, seven games involving top 25 teams were decided by a field goal or less. That being said, there is definitely a pile of trash teams that simply suck ATS this season. … Continue reading Trash or Treasure? NCCAF Teams Against the Spread
Big Ten supremacy is at stake, and maybe so is Deion Sanders’ reputation. Your personal prognosticator Brochacho Vargas gives you his picks for this week. Senor Vargas was 2-3 last week, 0-5 the week before and 4-1 the week before that. So, who knows? Maybe El Vargas’ prognostications are pure hot garbage. You decide. No. 2 Ohio State (5-0) at No. 3 Oregon (5-0) Intriguing … Continue reading College Football Trashy Tailgate Week 7: Ducks a Great Upset Pick? Not so Fast
Ah, college football—the storied American pastime of tradition, loyalty, and heart. Or at least it was—back before the Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) agreements and the death of the Letter of Intent (LOI) waltzed in and turned the sport into a never-ending soap opera where loyalty is for suckers and contracts are written in invisible ink. If you were a fan of pageantry and integrity … Continue reading College Football, DOA: It’s All About Show Me the Money Now
It’s 2024, and Seattle still doesn’t have an NBA team. Let that sink in. Somehow, in this era of rapid technological innovation, flying cars on the horizon, and AI writing articles, the city that once housed the glorious Seattle SuperSonics remains without a professional basketball team. Oh, but don’t worry—we have a sparkling new arena, a billion-dollar tech industry, and the ability to summon tacos … Continue reading No NBA in Seattle? It’s Stupid, and It’s Wrong
You work your ass off for months. OTAs, minicamps, training camps, preseason games. There’s the summer heat, the boredom, the meaningless drills, the social media goofiness that fills the media vacuum. If you’re one of the lucky two, you reach the Super Bowl. If you’re the unlucky one, you lose it. For the winner, it’s months of accolades, late night talk show appearances, rich ad … Continue reading The Super Bowl Hangover: It’s Real, and It’s Ugly
