Ah, 2024—a year where Hollywood’s creative pendulum swung wildly between brilliance and bafflement. Let’s dissect the highs and lows of this year’s film offerings, separating the cinematic gems from the celluloid disasters.

The Best: Hollywood’s Crown Jewels of 2024

1. Anora

Sean Baker’s Anora is a modern-day Pretty Woman that trades fairy-tale gloss for gritty realism. Mikey Madison delivers an Oscar-worthy performance as a Manhattan sex worker entangled with a Russian oligarch’s son. The film’s emotional depth and unflinching portrayal of complex relationships make it a standout.

2. Wicked

The long-awaited adaptation of the beloved musical, Wicked, directed by Jon M. Chu, defied skeptics and soared to new heights. With Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande leading the cast, the film’s stunning visuals and powerful performances enchanted audiences worldwide, grossing over $635 million.

3. Dune: Part Two

Denis Villeneuve’s continuation of the epic saga did not disappoint. With breathtaking visuals and a compelling narrative, Dune: Part Two solidified its place as a science fiction masterpiece, grossing over $714 million globally.

The Worst: Cinematic Catastrophes of 2024

1. Megalopolis

Francis Ford Coppola’s ambitious project, Megalopolis, was anticipated as a cinematic triumph but landed with a resounding thud. Critics panned its convoluted plot and overindulgent direction, making it one of the year’s most notable disappointments.

2. Joker: Folie à Deux

The sequel to the acclaimed Joker failed to capture the original’s gritty charm. Despite the star power of Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga, the film’s muddled narrative and lackluster execution left audiences and critics unimpressed.

3. Kraven the Hunter

Sony’s attempt to expand its Spider-Man universe with Kraven the Hunter missed the mark. The film’s uninspired storyline and forgettable performances contributed to its dismal reception, further fueling superhero fatigue among audiences.

The Middling Meh: Films That Tried but Fell Short

1. Moana 2

While Moana 2 offered delightful moments and catchy tunes, it struggled to recapture the magic of its predecessor. The sequel’s predictable plot and lack of innovation resulted in a lukewarm reception, despite a respectable box office performance of over $883 million.

2. Inside Out 2

Pixar’s sequel to the beloved Inside Out became the highest-grossing animated film of all time, surpassing $1.69 billion. However, some critics felt it lacked the emotional punch of the original, making it a commercial success but an artistic retread.

The Verdict: 2024 in Hindsight

This year, Hollywood showcased its capacity for both exceptional storytelling and spectacular misfires. From the enchanting adaptation of Wicked to the disheartening flop of Megalopolis, 2024 reminded us that the film industry is a realm of highs and lows.

As we brace ourselves for 2025, let’s hope for more cinematic triumphs and fewer trips to the theater that leave us questioning our life choices. Until then, keep your expectations measured and your popcorn buttered—Hollywood’s next act is just around the corner.